Forty Two
Another year ... another click on the ageometer. Here's what I want:
This is not a joke. It's real. Very real. And it's my birthday. And there's still time for someone to procure one of these in order to make me a happy camper.
Hey, it's easier to find than a DVD of "The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh" and has slightly less maintenance than a Basset Hound puppy. Oh, and it's a giant cupcake!
SIDENOTE: In honor of the Stryper concert on Thursday, I'm thinking the bumblebee-themed cupcake on the bottom right of the website would be very appropriate!

Happy birthday, old-but-not-quite-old-as-me man.