Santorum: On the McCain Traitor Watch

» Philly Inq: The Elephant in the Room: McCain may be Obama's secret weapon (Rick Santorum)

I gotta tell ya, keeping track of Republican resentments is dizzying these days. At least for Santorum, it looks like he's predicting a return of the "John McCain is a liberal" era.

In McCain's mind, however, losing the presidency will not be the final chapter of his life story. He knows the path to "Big Media" redemption. Working with the man who vanquished him in November will show them all the real McCain again.

Remember, it was this onetime prisoner of war who led the charge to open diplomatic relations with Vietnam. If that past is prologue, and McCain's legislative record is any guide, he will not just join with Obama but lead the charge in Congress on global warming, immigration "reform," the closing of Guantanamo, federal funding for embryonic-stem-cell research, and importation of prescription drugs.

But McCain won't stop there in his effort to rehabilitate himself in the media's - or maybe his own - eyes. He will forge common ground on a long list of initiatives that go far beyond where he has gone before, including the stimulus package.

Alas, the two White House rivals now stand positioned to help secure each other's place in history. The next mainstream media blockbuster could be Barack Obama and John McCain: The Movie.

On a lesser note, this should also be considered something of a "SCLM Watch" item since it ran in the Philadelphia Inquirer. Now tell me why a good, liberal newspaper would run Rick Santorum as a columnist?