I, On the Other Hand, ...
... have no problem whatsoever with Sheryl Crow touching me.
How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?
Life in the reality-based world has it's advantages, ya know:

Of course, I wouldn't be true to myself if I didn't find something to take issue with in the Laurie David/Sheryl Crow blogpost:
Mr. Rove exploded with even more venom. Like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum, Mr. Rove launched into a series of illogical arguments regarding China not doing enough thus neither should we. (Since when do we follow China's lead?)
Unfortunately, there's an all-too easy answer to that last point: Darfur.

There's a much better reason as to Mr. Rove's recoiling at Ms. Crow's touch:
http://the-autopsy.blogspot.com/2007/04/aquanet-moment-sheryl-crow.html
Are you aware that recently on Huffington Post, Ms. Crow advocated we conserve trees by using only one square of toilet paper per toilet visit?
It didn't seem to bother Lance ... I'm ok with my decision ;-)