Pro Rita/Anti Wayne

In flipping through the channels, I realize now what I despise most about televised news. Well, the local brand, that is. Easy call, really. It's Wayne Dolcefino. Watching him getting whipped around by live hurricanes makes me root for the hurricane, much like Hitler at a Rodeo would make anyone root for the bull. Funny moment relived on the current broadcast ... dude is getting whipped around in the winds of Lake Charles, yelling at the top of his lungs never mind that he can be heard just fine. Wayne goes over to show a tree getting similarly whipped around. Since it's dark, Wayne holds a tiny flashlight up to the tree so we can see it.

Nevermind that big light atop the camera that's filming him going nuts (ok ... nuttier). That 10 watt bulb he's got on the tree really added to the moment. Five bucks says Wayne's kicking back at the Lake Charles casinos after he files this report.