They-a Culpa
Ironically, I was prepared to just ignore Davis' speech since a) it's not enough to save him (sorry KOS ... "First Step toward victory?" ... gimme a break), and b) it was a ludicrous excuse of buck passing. But Daniel Weintraub nails it with a single turn of the phrase: They-a Culpa. Well done.
Sidenote: He's also got this post, which falls more under the classification of "When Does This Crap End?"